Bos·ni·a·no·ci·ty.
Pronunciation: \'bäz-nē-ə-"nä-sə-tē\
Function: noun
1:
state of being, achieved by possessing Bosnian heritage or displaying extreme appreciation for Bosnian culture
«He assures me his partner in this venture, Jason Adams, also possesses an intense Bosnianocity.»
- William H. Macy
2:
Bosnian ferocity




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As Faruk P awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a pretentious graduate student. Reflecting upon his relatively short but eventful life, he realized that his admittedly average yet decidedly creative mind had been greatly stifled, or perhaps slowly lulled into a state of comfortable complacency, by years of discussing works that others had created, with the sole purpose of perpetuating endless discussion about them and never reaching a satisfactory conclusion about any of the matters that describe the state of the human condition supposedly contained therein.

In a desperate effort to catalogue some of his achievements as a human being, P arrived at the conclusion that the vainglorious minds of all self-proclaimed artists must inevitably reach, namely that compiling a merely private catalogue of personal achievements would leave the rest of the world bereft of them, for which reason P set out to construct a public structure where those who sought it would be granted access to his creations.

For, surely there were those who sought it...